Jarett's Tumblr site RSS

Archive

Feb
4th
Wed
permalink

How I met your mother DVD

Penelope: This wrong guy. Is he a huge jackass?
Ted: Absolutely.
Penelope: Kinda like Barney?
Ted: Kinda.
Barney: Hey!!
Penelope: You hit on my mom!
Barney: We weren’t exclusive!

And later on:

Penelope: Okay, crouch down and bend over a little bit!
Barney: Wow! It took five shots of tequila to get you into that position!
Penelope: I will throw you off this roof!
Barney: So much of your mom in you!